Author Topic: Help create the NZLWN story - Week 1 (Read 16664 times)

gabba · « **on:** October 20, 2013, 08:27:02 AM »

Hi all

Admin have been tossing around the idea of a "story" thread where we each contribute to the story. Here's how it works.

Someone starts the story off. The next person replies to the previous comment and leaves a comment for the following person to start their idea off - and on it goes. So for example

(person a) On Monday the weather was....
(person b) ...horrible. I was raining cats and...
(person c) ...hamburgers. No one minded too much because the cats ate all the...
(person a) ...mice that came out to eat all the hamburgers. After the mess was cleaned up...

And on it goes. So get your creative hat on. You can fill in as much or as little of the story as you want to - don't be limited to one liners like I've used above, and it doesn't have to be weather related.

Stories will run for around a week, unless it's a particularly exciting story, in which case we will just let it run to a natural completion

I'll start things off:

When walking around a corner the other day, I came across a wizened old lady. She wore an odd pointy hat, was dressed entirely in black with a crooked broom at her side....

Hank13 · « **Reply #1 on:** October 20, 2013, 08:37:19 AM »

When walking around a corner the other day, I came across a wizened old lady. She wore an odd pointy hat, was dressed entirely in black with a crooked broom at her side.... Dam these fancy dress parties and no Taxis late at night she said as she walked across the road to MacDonalds for breakfast...

TonyC · « **Reply #2 on:** October 20, 2013, 10:31:01 AM »

When walking around a corner the other day, I came across a wizened old lady. She wore an odd pointy hat, was dressed entirely in black with a crooked broom at her side.... Dam these fancy dress parties and no Taxis late at night she said as she walked across the road to MacDonalds for breakfast...., but the big Mac was closed.
Angrily she waved her crooked broom at it... and suddenly it lit up showing the restaurant to be full of Leprechauns and white dressed ladies with wings. Goodness she exclaimed, is this broom a magic broom?................

beteljuice · « **Reply #3 on:** October 20, 2013, 11:12:53 AM »

When walking around a corner the other day, I came across a wizened old lady. She wore an odd pointy hat, was dressed entirely in black with a crooked broom at her side.... Dam these fancy dress parties and no Taxis late at night she said as she walked across the road to MacDonalds for breakfast...., but the big Mac was closed.
Angrily she waved her crooked broom at it... and suddenly it lit up showing the restaurant to be full of Leprechauns and white dressed ladies with wings. Goodness she exclaimed, is this broom a magic broom?

Unfortuneately the very nice man with the car with the pretty flashing blue lights didn't agree, and asked to her to ......

Deano · « **Reply #4 on:** October 20, 2013, 05:39:53 PM »

When walking around a corner the other day, I came across a wizened old lady. She wore an odd pointy hat, was dressed entirely in black with a crooked broom at her side.... Dam these fancy dress parties and no Taxis late at night she said as she walked across the road to MacDonalds for breakfast...., but the big Mac was closed.
Angrily she waved her crooked broom at it... and suddenly it lit up showing the restaurant to be full of Leprechauns and white dressed ladies with wings. Goodness she exclaimed, is this broom a magic broom?

Unfortuneately the very nice man with the car with the pretty flashing blue lights didn't agree, and asked to her to come with him to the police station.
She objected & waved her crooked broom at the police man & turned him into a...

TonyC · « **Reply #5 on:** October 20, 2013, 10:38:57 PM »

When walking around a corner the other day, I came across a wizened old lady. She wore an odd pointy hat, was dressed entirely in black with a crooked broom at her side.... Dam these fancy dress parties and no Taxis late at night she said as she walked across the road to MacDonalds for breakfast...., but the big Mac was closed.
Angrily she waved her crooked broom at it... and suddenly it lit up showing the restaurant to be full of Leprechauns and white dressed ladies with wings. Goodness she exclaimed, is this broom a magic broom?

Unfortuneately the very nice man with the car with the pretty flashing blue lights didn't agree, and asked to her to come with him to the police station.
She objected & waved her crooked broom at the police man & turned him into a frog whereupon she kissed him...

Hank13 · « **Reply #6 on:** October 21, 2013, 08:40:33 AM »

When walking around a corner the other day, I came across a wizened old lady. She wore an odd pointy hat, was dressed entirely in black with a crooked broom at her side.... Dam these fancy dress parties and no Taxis late at night she said as she walked across the road to MacDonalds for breakfast...., but the big Mac was closed.
Angrily she waved her crooked broom at it... and suddenly it lit up showing the restaurant to be full of Leprechauns and white dressed ladies with wings. Goodness she exclaimed, is this broom a magic broom?

Unfortuneately the very nice man with the car with the pretty flashing blue lights didn't agree, and asked to her to come with him to the police station.
She objected & waved her crooked broom at the police man & turned him into a frog whereupon she kissed him...But that did not change him back to a policeman or even a handsome prince and the poor frog hopped away to frightened to got home with lipstick all over him...

TonyC · « **Reply #7 on:** October 21, 2013, 08:50:57 AM »

When walking around a corner the other day, I came across a wizened old lady. She wore an odd pointy hat, was dressed entirely in black with a crooked broom at her side.... Dam these fancy dress parties and no Taxis late at night she said as she walked across the road to MacDonalds for breakfast...., but the big Mac was closed.
Angrily she waved her crooked broom at it... and suddenly it lit up showing the restaurant to be full of Leprechauns and white dressed ladies with wings. Goodness she exclaimed, is this broom a magic broom?

Unfortuneately the very nice man with the car with the pretty flashing blue lights didn't agree, and asked to her to come with him to the police station.
She objected & waved her crooked broom at the police man & turned him into a frog whereupon she kissed him...But that did not change him back to a policeman or even a handsome prince and the poor frog hopped away to frightened to go home with lipstick all over him.
What's that you've got on your collar demands Mrs frog (known as Connie to her friends), is that lipstick?...........

JennyLeez · « **Reply #8 on:** October 21, 2013, 11:41:16 AM »

The Policeman could not believe his eyes. His poor wife had also been turned into a frog. They needed to find a way to reverse the spell so they turned to the yellow pages….

gabba · « **Reply #9 on:** October 21, 2013, 09:50:57 PM »

...sadly though, they opened the yellow pages right next to an open window, and a gust of wind blew through the window, slowly turning the yellow pages over and eventually heaving the entire weight of the book onto both of them.

The wizened old lady, meanwhile was in McDonalds, not eating a burger or chips as you would expect, but tucking into raw...

TonyC · « **Reply #10 on:** October 21, 2013, 10:15:38 PM »

... prawns

Mark · « **Reply #11 on:** October 22, 2013, 06:21:55 AM »

Which she knows she should not eat because she has an Allergic reaction which turns her into...........

JennyLeez · « **Reply #12 on:** October 22, 2013, 10:37:52 AM »

…a blotchy mess. Oh well thinks the old lady, cant be worse than this hang over that is starting to kick in from last night's party.
She steps out onto the roadside looking left and right for an early morning taxi when……..

Deano · « **Reply #13 on:** October 22, 2013, 04:32:43 PM »

She is crash tackled to the ground by Mr Policeman frog & Mrs frog (aka Connie) after they had managed to escape from under the yellow pages & made their way into town to find her.
"Quick they demand", turn us back into our selves before the sun rises and...

Hank13 · « **Reply #14 on:** October 22, 2013, 05:02:25 PM »

They forgot that daylight savings had started and time was really running out on them to be changed back to their original selves.No said the old lady I will not change you back until you...

TonyC · « **Reply #15 on:** October 22, 2013, 05:25:23 PM »

..... find out the name of that handsome young man I spent 10 minutes on the couch with at the fancy dress party.
Is that all said Mr frog pulling out his police issue Ipad. We have cameras feeding into the internet everywhere which are being monitored by whisper, whisper, a bloke named Mr Lock is in charge. I'll have a picture of him in a few seconds......

JennyLeez · « **Reply #16 on:** October 22, 2013, 05:42:33 PM »

....... here he is, he was the lead singer of the band.

Now will you change us back.........

TonyC · « **Reply #17 on:** October 23, 2013, 08:09:36 AM »

OK she said, but then realised she no longer has the crooked broom in her hand. Damm it she said, I left it in the toilet cubicle at McDonalds, we'll have to go back to get it.....

ato2 · « **Reply #18 on:** October 23, 2013, 08:59:49 AM »

And it was there that they met Kim Dotcom- his animated face beaming at them.
"I can feel your pain," the Great Man said." I see that you have lost your broom."
He patted the witch on her head.
"You know, he continued, "I would be delighted to underwrite a campaign for you to win back your crooked broom."

Hank13 · « **Reply #19 on:** October 23, 2013, 09:12:03 AM »

The old lady asked would that underwrite be anonymous or would I have to declare it.....

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Author Topic: Help create the NZLWN story - Week 1 (Read 16664 times)