I have looked every where for a suitable page for my joke, so I hope this will be okay here.
The Joke
I'm 73 and yesterday I had an appointment to see the urologist for a
prostate exam. Of course, I was a bit on edge because
all of my friends have either gone under the knife or had
those pellets implanted. The waiting room was filled with patients.

As I approached the receptionist's desk, I noticed that the
receptionist was a very large, extremely unfriendly woman
who looked like a Sumo wrestler. I gave her my
name. Then, in a very loud voice, the receptionist said,

"YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE. YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE,
RIGHT?"

All the people in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at
me, a now very embarrassed man. But, as usual, I quickly
recovered and, in an equally loud voice, replied:

"NO, I HAVE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION BUT I DON'T WANT
THE SAME DOCTOR WHO DID YOURS."

The entire room erupted in applause!!

NEVER, EVER MESS WITH OLD RETIRED GUYS!