A husband walks into ‘ Victoria 's Secret’ to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He
is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price - the more sheer,
the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes
it home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for
him.
Upstairs the wife thinks (she's no dummy), "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as
well be nothing. I won't put it on but I'll do the modelling naked, return it tomorrow, and
keep the $500 refund for myself."
She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
The husband says, "Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least
iron it!"
He never heard the shot.
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