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Title: NZLW Demo Blog
Post by: NZLW on December 26, 2016, 01:14:30 PM
As a demo of how the New Blog Section works here is a Christmas Joke:

Three men die on Christmas Eve and go to heaven, where they’re met by Saint Peter. “In order to get in,” he tells them, “you must each produce something representative of the holidays.”

The first man digs into his pockets and pulls out a match and lights it. “This represents a candle of hope.” Impressed, Peter lets him in.

The second man pulls out a tangle of keys and shakes them. “These are bells.” He’s allowed in too.

“So,” Peter says to the third man, “what do you have?”

The third man proudly shows him a pair of red panties.

“What do these have to do with Christmas?” asks Peter.

“They’re Carol’s.”
Title: Re: NZLW Demo Blog
Post by: ato2 on December 26, 2016, 08:21:12 PM
Can I reply to that...yeh,I can. Good one LOL  8)
Title: Re: NZLW Demo Blog
Post by: Martin4Jay on December 26, 2016, 11:49:00 PM
mmmm very funny  :)