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Title: If....
Post by: Babs on August 27, 2016, 12:01:46 PM

If women ruled the world toilet seats would be nailed down........


Sorry guys to many cough lollies this morning there is something in them that is making me feel quite odd lol

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Post by: ato2 on August 27, 2016, 04:20:08 PM

Good idea! I am sick of people trying to steal them!

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Post by: Babs on August 27, 2016, 04:27:08 PM

Ummm where do you go that people steal them?

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Post by: ato2 on August 27, 2016, 04:43:45 PM

We won't speak of it......

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Post by: Babs on August 27, 2016, 05:00:32 PM

You can't remember  can you.......

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Post by: ato2 on August 27, 2016, 05:28:04 PM

I am trying not to...

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Post by: Martin4Jay on August 27, 2016, 09:07:54 PM

Us pore men cant win when we keep it up we dont wet the pan if we leave it down we widdle and the spots of pee goes on the pan so what do we do ?  :-\

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Post by: beteljuice on August 27, 2016, 09:58:40 PM

... Jubilee clip ?

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Post by: JennyLeez on August 27, 2016, 11:54:09 PM

....and what is one of those.

Martin there is a very easy solution to your woes.
Sit down :)

Title: Re: If....
Post by: Babs on August 28, 2016, 09:39:23 AM

Its a hose clamp lol

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Post by: JennyLeez on August 28, 2016, 10:06:22 AM

Well surely that would not be very sensible. Would it then not pour out all the other orifices  ;D

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Post by: Babs on August 28, 2016, 10:48:19 AM

That's a orifying thought

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Post by: Wolfie33 on August 28, 2016, 11:08:45 AM

LoL, great term that Babs  ;D

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Post by: Babs on August 28, 2016, 11:11:50 AM

I must give credit to my in-house engineer for the suggestion