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Title: Joke - Outhouse
Post by: JennyLeez on March 14, 2012, 11:49:50 PM

Outhouse

Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out, "Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!"

Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse."

Ma yells back, "Yes there is, now git out there and fix it."

So Pa mosies out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse!"

"Ma replies, "Stick yur head in the hole!"

Pa yells back, "I ain't stickin my head in that hole!

"Ma says, "Ya have to stick yur head in the hole to see what to fix."

So with that, Pa sticks his head in the hole, looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with this outhouse!"

Ma hollers back, "Now take your head out of the hole!"

Pa proceeds to pull his head out of the hole, then starts yelling, "Ma! Help! My beard is stuck in the cracks in the toilet seat!"

To which Ma replies, "Hurts, don't it?!"

Title: Re: Joke - Outhouse
Post by: Suezy on March 14, 2012, 11:58:50 PM

Thanks Jenny made my night - LOL.

Title: Re: Joke - Outhouse
Post by: Rwood on March 15, 2012, 08:00:40 AM

Good one!

Title: Re: Joke - Outhouse
Post by: TokWW on March 15, 2012, 08:40:40 AM

I am hearing the voice of Wolowitz's mother in The Big bang Theory TV program of laughs. LOL - thanks Jenny!

Title: Re: Joke - Outhouse
Post by: intrepid on March 24, 2012, 02:42:46 PM

Very good. I can't help thinking that all she needed to say was that there were cracks in the toilet seat...but that wouldn't be as much fun!