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General Category => Members Lounge => Members Stories => Topic started by: JennyLeez on February 06, 2014, 12:23:06 PM
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Complete the Sentence and begin the next.
The idea is to complete the sentence written by the last member, then start the next, leaving it incomplete for the next member to continue on from.
These are not stories but more one liners and only need to run on from the member before you.
First post below, Continue and Begin:
........I had no idea where I was, the last thing I remember was standing under the Sky City Tower in awe of its massive structure and next thing......
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a large seagull landed alongside me with a bus ticket in its beak, I was saved and able to travel home.
I was in the supermarket doing our weekly shopping when I felt hot breath on my .........................
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Shoulder, it was Smaug looking for some hot chilli sauce
as we boarded the plane i had an uncanny feeling ...................
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...something was not right, the 2 men walking in front of me were ........
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wearing dresses and frilly hats and were talking to each other in ...............
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(funny Babs, I am thinking terrorists and you are thinking cross dressers...lol )
....jest. I soon found my seat and settled down for the long 6 hours flight to.......
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( cross dressing terrorists perhaps Jenny?)
Perth where waiting for me at the arrival gate was a gorgeous blonde holding a...…......…….......
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six inch long banana, which she slowly began to ............
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..... feed to the cage of monkeys having been shipped on the same flight. Heading out to find a taxis we.......
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... were stopped by a peanut chewing Customs officer. "You realize that importing monkeys into Australia is a Federal offence"? he asked. "Well.............
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we are going to have to send you to...................
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..... however he stopped mid sentence noticing the Blonde........
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was wearing a hat decorated with large green...........
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(What is it with men and blondes...lol)
..... cabbage leaves. Very odd he thought and turned to see his monkeys being ....
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Fed the six inch long banana that came from Queensland, It had not been passed by Ag & Fish so he..............
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grabbed the six inch long banana away from the monkeys and tried to flush it down a nearby shute not realising that banana was heading straight for..............
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... the laundry. He sheepishly headed for the door and the taxis stand. Take me to.......
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....nearest zoo. Where there was a blonde curator with.......
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...a lovely smile and a very sharp axe...
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and holding a six pack of sparkling cider which she offered in return for .......................
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...a guided tour of the Zoo. How could he resist. Linking his arm in hers they set off............
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Strolling towards the large lake that held "Snapper", the largest salt water crocodile in captivity, Suddenly .........
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from behind a large tree a man dressed as Superman and brandishing a very large yellow banana came towards them yelling that he was going to.........
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have to mash up the banana before he could
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make a special pudding for the blonde who by this time was laughing so much that she fell into the...............
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into the creek that ran by the
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motorway. Phil who was driving by stopped and dragged the very wet and bedraggled blonde out saying to her '......................
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were you never told the kitchen is the place to mash bananas? No it was
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not a good idea to drag them along the motorway. Whatever were you thinking of!' The blonde reached behind her back and pulled out an enormous............
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banana, with which she peeled and flung the skin down onto the road. Of course, the next thing that happened....
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along came the police and arrested her. ' We have been looking for you everywhere' said..…........
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The police officer, throwing a banana skin out the window is a federal offence, therefore you must...........
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come with us to a Banana Republic where we can..............
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teach you better manners then maybe you will see
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that being a banana munching blonde is not going to get..…................
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you that promotion but instead...
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you are being sent to the...............
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the death of that ruddy banana.
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fearing that Valerie would chase her with a boiled egg, the blonde, who by now had hair that had hastily dyed brunette, ran towards........
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red phone box hoping to find Clark Kent .........
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But in the red phone box was a large gorilla holding on to that six inch banana, he........
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said to her ' quick hold this' and handed her the .................
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cane basket which was found under
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a red maeserati that was parked by the telephone box. The now Brunette grabbed the car keys off the startled gorilla and................
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jumped into the car full of banana boxes. As she pulled out onto the road she was rear ended which in return caused the .....
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banana boxes to hit her on the back of the head causing her to black out and wake up hours later in Phil's... ….............
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Kitchen where he was baking a banana cake from the mushed up bananas, Meanwhile Babs the domestic Goddess was .......
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looking around trying to figure out how she managed to be covered in.................
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Strategically placed banana skins, she then realised the potentail health benefits would .........
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help her to overthrow Phil's dastardly plot to make New Zealand a Banana Republic so standing up and placing the strategically placed banana skins in the exhaust of Phil's truck she leap into the red Maesterati and roared down the road only stopping to pick up Jenny who was............................
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wondering what Babs was doing in a strange man's kitchen in the first place however she jumped into the red machine, which was still fill of banana boxes, and sat with Babs eating donuts waiting for Phil to head out in his truck. 2 hours later and 2 boxes of donuts demolished, Phil got into his truck and turned the key. The truck roared and...........
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and then made a spectacular noise as a big red flame shot through the truck propelling Phil towards outer space. Jenny rubbed her hands with glee, told Babs to put some clothes on and took over the driving of the red Maeserati and roared off to pick up Valerie and Bett to see if they could...............
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make a few more donuts, unfortunately the car ran out of petrol just as they past through Waipawa oh no, alone on a country road.......
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no donuts, no coffee, no chocolate, but best of all no bananas! Valerie had the idea that if they walked to.......................
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the corner, showed a bit of leg, Phil just might pick them up but of course Phil......
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was flying past Mt Kaukau and was no help to the girls but in the distance they could see a familiar figure, it was..........
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Superman
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followed by Phil who Superman had saved by wrapping him in a giant banana skin. The girls were so .....................
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... not happy to see Phil in pajamas in bananas who had stood them up earlier. They turned back to the road, raised their skirts and continued trying to thumb a ride. It was not long until.......
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along came...............
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Phil who picked up the mischievously girls and took them to......................
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his shop where he had them counting bananas until Phil's wife arrived and said.......
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Batman who is very fond of banana cake with white lemon icing. He said......
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stop counting the bananas and make more cake, MAKE MORE CAKE', he yelled for Batman had a very sweet tooth. On hearing the noise Phil's wife picked up a very heavy cast iron frying pan and proceeded to..................
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belt Batman on the head, screaming "all this sweet food will give you a terrible tooth ache you silly...............
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man and stop wearing your underpants over your tights, you look ridiculous!' Batman slunk off heading towards .…..............
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towards the river, time to end it all he muttered to himself as he climbed ..........
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into the Batmobile. ' Hello' said a husky voice and as Batman turned around to see who it was a big hairy.................
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Cat, he had a terrible cold hence the husky voice. The cat put his paws on Batman's chest and ................
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said ' I thought you were Ratman, sorry about that'. The cat then roared off on his Harley creating a huge dust cloud that covered all.……...………....
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and sundry. What is "sundry" asked the Ratman. I could ask you the same question, who is Ratman?????
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Ratman explained that seeing he had a love of moudly cheese and all things rotten, plus the fact that his eyes glowed in the dark, he had been called Ratman from an early age and turned to the girls who were cowering behind the cat and showed how he could.............
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lick his own ears without bending over. Suddenly there was a knock on the door.
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Valerie timidly opened the door and standing there was a.…................
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Babs, Hi says she, seems like you and I are the only ones playing this game now. So what happened to the Cat, Ratman and that blooming banana??????
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they had all gone down to Phil's shop to get the banana bending machine leaving you and I stranded until you came up with the brilliant idea of ringing........
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Uncle Winnie, he is well known for bending this way and that to extricate himself was many bent banana situations. Clever idea says Babs lets.........
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go for a ride with Uncle Winnie when he gets here as he has the fastest…................
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Harley you could wish for. Better put on a crash hat as he does have a lead foot. Babs jumped on the pillion and off they went full throttle up the.........
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motorway going past Phil who was doddering along in a Lada. Uncle Winnie yelled out to hang on tight as he ..……...............
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squirted Phil with his water pistol through the window and cut in front of him causing....
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swerve into a huge pile of over ripe bananas that had been left on the side of the road causing Phil to yell out words.....................
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of horror. "Not blankety blank bananas again". He was feeling slightly sick slowing down he let Uncle Winnie go past when all of a sudden..........
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a large banana began to waddle towards him. Uncle Winnie on seeing this revved up his bike, gave an enormous shout and drove straight up and over............
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an on coming car. Way to go Winnie yelled the surprised driver. Tearing down the road went Uncle Winnie, he had to out run this remarkable walking banana. He took a sharp left turn only to find right in front of him was...........
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Tom waving his walking stick and yelling that just ahead was...........................
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a truck, crashed into the side of an overhead bridge. Watch out.......
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for falling bananas he yelled as he scrurried of to look for the husky voiced blonde who was last seen......…......
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hiding behind a very majestic Totara tree. No sign of her; she must have scarpered off when all those bananas started to fall. He turned at the sound of an approaching vehicle and was surprised to see...............
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Phil driving past in a red BMW yelling out the window to run like crazy and get to higher ground as a river of custard was..........
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coming to join the squashed bananas. Yum Banana Custard. Now where can we buy some cream..............
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Meanwhile Tom who had been meandering along the river path had failed to see what lay ahead and walked right into the mashed bananas just as Valerie was about to pour an enormous jug of cream over............
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a small portion that seemed to have escaped the dirt and grime off the road. Yo Valerie says Tom are you so desperate for Bananas and custard you will risk picking up some terrible germs?? Tom took the cream away from her and they both sat on a rock to ponder their next move.
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Which didn't take long, for cycling along the road who should turn up but Jenny calling out to them to get to higher ground as.............
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the dam had burst. The pressure from the growing mound of custard and bananas was too much. Out flowed the water. Hooray shouted the "gang" up on higher ground. The rushing water had cleared all the custard and bananas away. The road was clean and sparkling. Wonderful they all shouted lets go and................
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find Phil and gabba and take Tom and Jenny with us to the.........
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Beach. Let us have a picnic. Forget all our troubles. Off they went in Jenny's van. Picnic basket in the back. Oh bum says Gabba I have forgotten my..........
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banana ice cream. The others yelled at him ' no more bananas' which made gabba very cross so he started ...................
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to sing the song "yes we have no bananas we have no bananas today" and tapping his spade in time to the tune in his head..............
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The girls got so mad with gabba' s singing and tapping that they pushed him into................
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the river. He could swim like a fish and was soon on the other side where he carried on singing in a high pitched voice. The others........
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became totally bored and disappeared into the setting sun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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...little did they know what lay before them! As the dusk deepened and they marched further into the bush...
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sparkling lights appeared among the trees. Tiny little lights. A small voice was heard, "over here" it whispered. We all turned toward this whispered voice and were amazed to see...........
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the whole gang from the local weather club hiding under a bush.
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Reading the latest weather reports, and wondering....
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Just how many you could get under a bush before health and safety turned up, however.......
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they found it nice and cosy and decided to .................
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Change into their onesies where they all ended up looking like a bunch of....................
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of grapes.But some one saw them and told the local farmer who................
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Grabbed a pitchfork and proceeded to..........
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walk with gay abandon towards the hay stack when he saw Intrepid...............
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who was holding onto his.........
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hat for dear life as the wind had already blown away his.........
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Shirt making him very.........
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Scuffy with his hair blowing in the wind and the sun beating down on his.................
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great sack of goods that he was dragging behind...........
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When due to friction the bag bust open and he said..............
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We had better make camp and cook all the spoils before they go off.Just as he said that......
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the sky became cloudy and dark and the weather club's eyes all lit up because finally..........
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Got his Banana out and S#&@%s
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Slowly he peals the skin off the banana and it reminds him of.......
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His teenage years when he couldn't stop........
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Thinking about all of bananas he ate that gave him...........
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a severe bout of constipation, oooohhhh, if only . . .
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he could find the toilet. As he started to run a large...........
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pink blob appeared on his..........
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On the inside of his left Knee, Immediatley he.....................
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a swing of his axe which he of course handed her instead a......
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a nice hot cup of tea, feeling rather parched she..........
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drank it quickly then bent over and untied her..........
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shoes when she got a funny feeling..............
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in her tummy
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because wrapped around it was his........