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Babs
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August 27, 2016, 12:01:46 PM »
If women ruled the world toilet seats would be nailed down........
Sorry guys to many cough lollies this morning there is something in them that is making me feel quite odd lol
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August 27, 2016, 04:20:08 PM »
Good idea! I am sick of people trying to steal them!
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Ummm where do you go that people steal them?
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We won't speak of it......
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You can't remember can you.......
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August 27, 2016, 09:07:54 PM »
Us pore men cant win when we keep it up we dont wet the pan if we leave it down we widdle and the spots of pee goes on the pan so what do we do ?
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August 27, 2016, 09:58:40 PM »
... Jubilee clip ?
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August 27, 2016, 11:54:09 PM »
....and what is one of those.
Martin there is a very easy solution to your woes.
Sit down
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August 28, 2016, 09:39:23 AM »
Its a hose clamp lol
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August 28, 2016, 10:06:22 AM »
Well surely that would not be very sensible. Would it then not pour out all the other orifices
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August 28, 2016, 10:48:19 AM »
That's a orifying thought
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August 28, 2016, 11:08:45 AM »
LoL, great term that Babs
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I must give credit to my in-house engineer for the suggestion
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